Posts tagged Shepard
All The Bunny Things
Now I can’t stop imagining Kaidan and Shepard doing impressions of each other because they’re mad or something.
Kaidan: Let’s go kill some reapers!
Shepard: I don’t know, Shepard. It’s just… *SIGH* I don’t know.
Kaidan: Or we could get drunk at Purgatory and forget about our problems…
Shepard: Sorry, can’t. I’ve got a killer headache.
Kaidan: you have to come with me, I just came back from the dead after two years.
Shepard: ouch.
Kaidan: I should go.
shepard: can you feel that, shepard? the quickening.
shepard: the holes in those tiles remind me of a bathroom floor.
shepard: man, i’ve got snow in my boots.
shepard: you gonna finish that steak sandwich, shepard?
shepard: mom was right. i should’ve packed a sweater.
shepard: it’s just… i know, you know. you know? yeah. it’s…yeah. it’s like that.
kaidan: sorry, can it wait? i’m in the middle of some calibrations.
shepard: you didn’t.
kaidan: actually, i think i did.
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Couple bonus panels with gratuitous butt shots.
updated the master post too.
Sorry I’m late to the party (got sick unfortunately so couldn’t finish on time) but here’s my contribution to last week’s celebration of the sexiness that is Kaidan Alenko.
Actually still not completely finished, adding a couple more sexy images and cleaning the existing ones up more, but I wanted to put something up for now since some have been waiting.
(via aatos)
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If you didn’t know yet, say hi to Mark Vanderloo, model for the default male Commander Shepard in the Mass Effect series.
(If you do know, why not continue looking)
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“You’re the boss. Except when you’re not.”
PLACES SHEPARD AND KAIDAN WERE NAKED TOGETHER DURING A PERIOD OF 24 HOURS
- Couch
- Floor next to couch
- Under table on floor next to couch
- Pool table
- Bar stool (commander’s note: would not recommend)
- Hot tub
- Next to hot tub
- In artistic fountain (commander’s note: not like a shower at all actually)
- Kitchen counter
- Pool table
- Against wall
- Against other wall
- How many walls does this place have?
- Staircase
- Kitchen counter
- That can’t be sanitary
- Floor next to kitchen counter
- I think I hit my head, Kaidan
- I think I—mfh
- I’m sore, Kaidan.
- Are you sore, Kaidan?
- Yeah, I know. Wasn’t my brightest idea to challenge James Vega’s pull up record. I get it. But a man has pride.
- And a man doesn’t have arms.
- And a man might not mind a backrub.
- Couch again.
- Love that couch.
PLACES JOKER’S SITTING AND WHERE HE DOESN’T KNOW SHEPARD AND KAIDAN WERE NAKED LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO
- Couch
- Should we tell him, Shepard?
- Yeah. Yeah, I didn’t think so.
30 DAY VIDEO GAME CHALLENGE
Day 18 - Favorite protagonist
Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
I know Shepard is a character you can build mostly by yourself, but to me he is still my forever favorite. The way he’s grown, the way he suffers and the way he forces himself to go on. He is strong by physics and most of all, will, and he is very humane. I just cannot not love him.
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Mark Vanderlooo - Trussardi F/W 2013-2014 (Runway & Backstage)
Am I weird to think that the background there looks like the dream sequence? :D
joanshepard, no, you’re not. I cannot unsee older sheploo dashingly strutting in that dream forest with a scary looking dog.
(Source: taischs, via joanshepard)
THINGS YOU DON’T SAY IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT
- ‘Looks like I finally got the pleasure of serving under you for a change, Kaidan.’
- ‘You know, from this angle, I can see all the way up your nose?’
- ‘This is even hotter than a heat sink. Literally hotter. You’re burning me, Kaidan. Biotic burn in my cockpit. Ow ow ow—’
- ‘Let me guess—you had steak and onions for dinner?’
- ‘Five thousand credits and the vorcha mafia, huh? You should tell me about it sometime, ‘cause it totally sounds like a vid I watched with Joker last week.’
- ‘Calibrate me harder!’
- ‘Enkindle this!’
- ‘With increasing horniness: Do that again.’
- ‘Passionately: Unf.’
- ‘Seductively: Want to see my spinal reconstruction scars?’
- ‘Bacon. Mmmm, bacon. …Yeah, does that turn you on? Big, thick, crunchy strips of bacon…’
- ‘I should come!’
THINGS YOU END UP SAYING IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT
- Truth is, you don’t remember.
- You look into his eyes and stuff comes out.
- Calibrations, enkindling, bacon, cockpits—you’ve got no idea what you’re saying.
- If you’re saying anything at all.
- Biting down, holding back. Inside the pit of your gut there’s a storm building and you let yourself crash, cause he’s there to catch you when you touch down.
- And he’s a good guy.
- …Good enough he won’t tell you in the morning what you said.
- If it was his name on your lips.
- If you forgot how to do the word-thing completely.
- Completely.
- So you say ‘Kaidan,’ after all.
- And you hope it’s enough.
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Oh look, Garrus joined the club! They look like a little group of Power Rangers!
I don’t think Kaidan is that happy.
My space husbands wearing similar armor. It’s so cute that it’s gross. And Shepard’s wearing pink, so fab.
Clearly Kaidan has his priorities.
nice to see the butt appreciation goes both ways in this relationship
There was only ever one person for my Shepard, and that person was Kaidan Alenko. Getting to watch these two awkward dopes slowly build a relationship over the course of the trilogy was a personal highlight for me as a gaymer who just wanted to have the same fun everyone else was having in this incredible universe.
And as I prepare to take these two on their final adventure with tomorrow’s DLC I just want to say thank you so much Bioware, from the bottom of my sappy heart.THINGS YOU LEARN WHEN YOU LOVE COMMANDER SHEPARD
- He makes all the noises.
- They’re…pretty accurate, too.
- Even though you might not think a turian cruiser actually goes ‘whooshbang,’ the more you think about it…
- It kinda does, you know?
- And he put ‘em together himself. Scarred hands, cramping now and then, from kits just like he was a kid.
- And he never had those kits when he was a kid, so you guess that makes sense. He’s got ‘em now.
- He’s got you now.
- You guess that all you’re doing, all humanity is, is building ways so that people who were born without wings know what it’s like to fly.
- So that they know how. The wind against their face, just like that.
- They’ve always been trying.
- And maybe they reach too high or go too far, and they find darkness out there, hiding behind the sun.
- And maybe they’re just toys to something bigger, stronger, smarter than they are.
- Zooming through the air from place to place.
- And maybe, just like that, tomorrow…
- It’ll all be gone.
- A collection of forgotten models. Put aside for a newer one.
- But there’s always room in your heart for an old flame.
- And Shepard sleeps with a turian cruiser in bed, poking Kaidan in the side when he rolls over to pull him in.
- You can dock in an idea, in a hope, in a dream.
- In somebody else’s arms.
presenting: the greatest dialogue in the mass effect franchise (x)
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30 DAY VIDEO GAME CHALLENGE
Day 7 - Favorite game couple
Mshenko - Mass Effect
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